Well hello again folks! Sorry it has been so long since I last blogged (I only am doing so today as I have been ordered to by Ms. Hammond & Ms. Whitehead on Facebook!). I've wanted to update for the past week or so, but really haven't had anything to blog about. Due to my "condition" mentioned in my first blog, I rarely ever get up to much. The highlight of my week/fortnight is going food shopping at Asda. And to be honest, I only really want to blog about things that I think people may actually find to be of slight interest. I'm not going to ramble on just for the sake of it and lose the three readers that I actually have right now! So expect my blogs to be very few and far between! :)
I finally got around to watching the first couple of episodes of "Gavin & Stacey" the other night when it gave me something of a "Bridget Jones" moment. I suddenly realised that I am going to be 35yrs old in February. As people keep telling me (Hi mum!), I should be settled down by now with a nice girl and a family. Being a recovering Agoraphobic, you become accustomed to that way of life. I was pretty much a hermit recluse and didn't mind my own company. I never went anywhere or did anything. Never saw anyone else. Lived on my computer and never got lonely. Now I am recovering from the Agoraphobia and am generally a much more sociable person, for the first time in my life I a lonely (that sounds pathetic to write!). I can actually hear the sound of 100 violins playing sympathetic music (and 100 women vomitting into buckets...). I am starting to miss the simple, everyday things in life like a simple 'hug' (it's been the best part of a year since I last had one off of anyone!). To be honest, it would probably end up giving me an erection it's been so long since I've had any sort of physical contact! (let's hope my mum doesn't offer me one anytime soon!). You know things are pretty bad in life when the only form of physical contact that you ever get is a 'Poke' on 'Facebook'!
So anyways, enough of the desperation and cringeworthy talk! And more talk about 'Lady Gaga's PeePee!'. I had no idea what to blog about (as mentioned earlier), so asked for topics to discuss from my friends on 'Facebook'. Donna Whitehead asked me to blog about Lady Gaga's Penis, so who am I to ignore my three reader's requests?! :) So does she have a penis? I've been researching this now (no idea why, but it's something to pass the time right?!) and have come across a couple of videos (not in that sense you filthy swines!)...
Now, you can clearly see it at the 1min mark when she steps off of the bike and pulls down her dress. Maybe it's real, maybe it's fake. Maybe she/he/it put a fake one there as a joke to further fuel the rumour-mill. Who knows? This is really old news and I won't go over it any further. I really couldn't care less if she has a vagina, a penis, a mangina, both, or nothing there at all! Whatever she has there, then I say embrace it! If it's a penis, then embrace your penis Gaga! I know that I do most nights! (Mine, not hers, just so that we're clear....).
Well. that's enough talk about peniseseses, it's left me feeling a little queer (as in odd/strange!). I actually really don't know where to go with this blog now?! Maybe it's best if we just leave it here? Quietly slip away, wash our hands, forget this ever happened and get back to wasting our lives away on Facebook!
Until we meet again, ciao for now!
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