Howdy folks,
So, I just wrote a whole blog that was probably the equivalent of around fifty pages of A4 long. And guess what? Yep, I somehow managed to lose it all. Fantastic. I should have known what kind of day I was in for first thing this morning when I dropped my full mug of tea on my nice new wooden floor and all over the computer wires and extension lead. I however, successfully evaded electrocuting myself whilst clearing it up and managed to turn up at court in one piece. Anyways, I will keep this blog short and sweet as I really can't be bothered typing it all out again!
Basically, it went very well indeed. The case has been transferred to Halifax which is a pain. But, I get to see my son far more often than I expected that I would be allowed. And I get to see him far sooner than I ever anticipated! Starting this Tuesday coming (29. November), I get to see him for 2hrs a day. Every Tuesday. Granted, I have to travel all the way to a Halifax 'Contact Centre', and it will kill me getting there. But it will be worth it! And my near 74yr old mother has kindly offered to drive me there. Which will halve the time that it would have taken on the train. So as I say, I am very pleased with the outcome! It's a victory for me, a victory for Benjamin and a victory for fathers who are suffering from the unjust treatment inflicted on them by ex-partners.
A big, BIG, BIG, 'Thank you' to everyone that has wished me good luck for today on Facebook. There are so many of you and I was overwhelmed by the support and love shown by you guys. It means a lot and will never be forgotten. I did actually write a full list of individual thank you's to each and every one of you in the blog that I accidently whiped. So please forgive me for really not having the motivation to write it all out again! Plus, I want to get this blog up quickly so people don't think that I am just creating suspense and drama instead of letting people know how it went! :)
A little while ago, I had a new shower fitted. About 10mins before the guys were due to come and fit it, I badly, all of a sudden needed to take a dump. I mean really, really bad. So bad I was turtling. I have no idea where it came from, it was out of the blue. All I knew was that I had to go! Soon as I sat down on the toilet, my front door was knocked upon. Brilliant. It's not exactly something you can stop doing when in the middle of it. And even when done, you have to keep whiping until all the brown-streaks stop appearing on the toilet paper. And trust me, this time, they didn't seem to stop! Like a 100 wipes later, I was till going! Anyways, when I was finally done, brushed the skid-marks off of the back of the toilet and hands were washed; I rushed to my bedroom to get my spray deodorant as my "Air Freshner" was empty. Soon as I went back into the bathroom with the deodorant, it hit me. This was probably the most vile, most disgusting, most pungent-smelling dump that I had ever had before in my life. It was even making me gag. So I sprayed the deodorant everywhere in there and opened the window and then went down and let the guys in. Now obviously, my toilet is in the bathroom right next to the shower. Those poor bastards in there. Seriously. I didn't even go up the stairs with them, I just hid in my front room out of embarrassment. After they were done and had left (looking overly pale with a slight hint of green to their faces..) I went and inspected the new shower. And guys, seriously. There is no smell like it. When you have had a really smelly dump and combined the smell of it with some deodorant or 'air freshner' and then you go back into the bathroom like an hour later. Honestly, you guys know the smell I mean? It's the most horrible, bizarre, confusing, disgusting, just down right wrong smell known to man. And I have shared mine with a couple of strange guys. I doubt I will ever see them ever again. But I have never been so embarrassed before in my life. Has anything similar ever happened to any of you?
And on that note, Over and out!
Once again, thank you all! I love you in the face, twice! You guys rock x
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